What is up with people and these fuckers? I mean, seriously. They're not even cool. There is nothing to good about those girls. Yes. They are actually girls in another girls costume to hide their original *girl # 1* ugliness but fails due to them being the JoFags.
You don't know the JoFags? Let me be the first one to introduce you to them...
I'll introduce you their names (and accordingly. Refer to the picture above.):
1. The first one on the left is named Nancy. I dunno why his parents gave him that. Maybe they just lost faith in him when he came out. I also have sources that say his parents said he was an accident.
2. His name is Laura. A little girl tricked into thinking he was actually a guy and grew up into this mess. He was born from the same father as Nancy (look above this statement) but has a different mother( a homeless hooker living a box. But still, her/his mother is more awesome than him/her.)
3. The third one is an illegitimate child named Kandy. His real name was Lord Lionel Bonerlover. But changed his name due to the name being of "high class". He is quite good at playing the guitar. And by good, I mean, he is the worse guitarist in all the system containing the system that contains the Milky Way (together with Nancy, they form the "werweiners club") . If only Jimi Hendrix was still here, he would murder this sonofabitch (Kandy) and set his guitar on fire (Kandy's) while pouring gasoline all over him (Kandy).
That is all I have to say for the time being. Oh, and if you knew the actual names of these illegitimate daughters of hookers, don't bother telling me. Fuck you all. Bai.
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