Only people with no fucking life reads this.

"DUDE, WHEN R U GUNA UPDATE UR BLOG, DUD3"

I get that all the time. Who actually reads this type of shit? Oh wait, this is a form of art. But I don't like art at all, thus referring to the whole point of this article.

I don't update this site/blog/whatever the hell you call this because I actually have a life than most of you, you infertile anorexics. I'm not updating this for certain reasons. Like..my Internet Provider's company, which consists of screaming balding, infertile middle aged transvestites and 20 year old unprofessional pedophiles, being greedy bastards and cutted off the service of my broadband while they still get their monthly payments from customers/jackasses who got their broadband(s) fucked up.

And a message to people who e-mails me telling me to update this 'piece of art' as you would like to call it ;
' Get a job, get a life, get a house or spend the rest of your life living in your parents' rat infested basement eating cold, stale pizza while fapping off to photos of naked, hairy men. '

Go, before it's to late. Oh wait, it is too late. Have fun masturbating to giant gorillas...NOT!

*This article may not be grammatically correct due to Ryan typing everything in this article using only his mobile phone keypad. And yes, he kicks ass. It took him 45 minutes to write this and if any of you still bitches about him regarding his recent inactivity, he will come to your house, shove a machete down your throat and burn down your house. Thank you for your co-operation.