I hate my neighbour

He's fat. He's ugly. He's an asshole. Who is he? I present to you...

MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR!

Yeah. He's a loudmouth and an asshole. He thinks he's awesome but he isn't because he's a pussy. Nothing else.

kbai.

High School for untalented shitty dancers.

Testing, does the picture work? If it does, it shows the crew for the movie, Gay School.

I hate that movie. Why? Simple, I hate dancing. Dancing kills me (Which reminds me, I should dance more often.). The movie sucks. All the fans of that movie sucks (No offense. Just kidding. A lot of offense meant for you.) You know, if I directed that movie, there would be more gore and violence and it would still be rated "E". Because I would murder the people who work for that rating company. You know what? Since there are some fans for this, I should give the people who haven't seen this movie a summarized version of it.

Here it goes,:-

Zack Efron: OMG we shud dance.

*dances with gay disco moves and broke his genitals but fails due to him not having any*

Zack Efron: YEAH!

*Credits roll*

Well yeah. That's pretty much it. I'll do more shit later because I'm tired and it's my blog. So fuck you.

David Archumotherfucker who?

Another day, another rant. Fuck this. You people don't even read this. But I'll post it anyways. No, it's not for you, it's for me. For the sake of boredom and hatred, I'll post it.

This guy isn't even talented. He's 18 and won American Idol or some other bullshit I never cared to look up.

This guy, who is a disgrace to real men (he is not a man.). With his gay ( No offense, Mac) sounding music and gay (Again, no offense, Mac) sounding titles. He actually has a song called "Crush". OMG CRUSH?! AS IN I WEEL KRUSHJ YEW?! Fuck no, you assface. It's a sissy song. I had a friend (Which is weird because I don't consider him a friend) who actually listens to this gay shit so the ladies would come to him (I made that last part up, but who knows.). To me, computer class in school is Hell. At first, it was all cool with the studying and crap I slept through. Then, all Hell broke loose when the teacher said "Okay. Lesson's over. You can do whatever you want now. Except go to pornography sites. I don't want you to jerk off and cum in my class. *mumbles* fucking paedophiles." Then, music starts blaring from the monitors (Windows 95. Inaffordable my ass.) . Music from this fucker in the picture. His gay sounding voice and shitty singing from all my classmates. (Fuck you all for not killing me.) WHY DOESN'T ANYONE IN THAT CLASS LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC?!.

Oh wait, I think they are. Their definition of good music are this guy, the JoFags and some other new shitty love songs which remind them of their boyfriends or girlfriends in the next class or some other bullshit. This makes me sick. I can't even leave the class. I have to put up through this shit every fucking week for at least an hour. The so called 'friend' I said earlier is always pushing me or shaking me so I can't listen to Iron Maiden. I wish I knew martial arts. If I do, I would murder him with a roundhouse kick and slam his head right into the monitor screen. This has gone off topic but I don't care. Because it's my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want with it. All I have to say,

"Fuck David Archumotherfucking son of a bitch. I hope my classmates who listen to this shit gets electrocuted and get eaten alive by hungry cannibal pirates on an imaginary island I made up called "Fuckuallville"."- Me (1994-2008) (I'm quite certain I'll die early.)

Move on with your life and close this window. You should fuck off. Like right now. Kbai.

someone's apparently stoned.

The little, fat emo kid we all love.....to hate.

Yes. That's what he calls himself. Emo. Just look at that filthy face of that kid. Does he look emo to you? Well, yeah. Don't deny it. Being emo is the shittiest thing you could possibly be in the whole entire universe. Fuck it. This article isn't about emos, it's about that particular person in the picture. His real name is Emily. Okay, some of you may know his real name. I just don't want to expose it. Not because I am scared or anything. It's just that, he might cry and bitch to me about how bad his childhood was or some other bullshit he made up, which I don't have the time to listen to. Why are people pissed off at this guy? I don't know. I just hate him for being emo. Though there are some other reasons why people hate him, for instance, this girl said Emily liked all the girls and proposed only half of the class, leading him to a wave of rejections by the ladies. How is that not considered the biggest fail in history? Well, it's not. He's done more shitty things than that.

Edit: Send me to off to Hell, motherfucker. I'll see you there.
Edit: Added some shit here today, and as you can see, Emily deleted his "blog/online diary" so you won't have to read his bullshit articles and go blind.

LETS BURN TREES!

Merry Christmas, Betch.

Why do I get the feeling that this feels different?

Oh yeah.....

I just burnt a fucking tree!! WEEEEEEE!

I'm just wasted.

Jonas Brothers FTH!

What is up with people and these fuckers? I mean, seriously. They're not even cool. There is nothing to good about those girls. Yes. They are actually girls in another girls costume to hide their original *girl # 1* ugliness but fails due to them being the JoFags.

You don't know the JoFags? Let me be the first one to introduce you to them...

I'll introduce you their names (and accordingly. Refer to the picture above.):

1. The first one on the left is named Nancy. I dunno why his parents gave him that. Maybe they just lost faith in him when he came out. I also have sources that say his parents said he was an accident.

2. His name is Laura. A little girl tricked into thinking he was actually a guy and grew up into this mess. He was born from the same father as Nancy (look above this statement) but has a different mother( a homeless hooker living a box. But still, her/his mother is more awesome than him/her.)

3. The third one is an illegitimate child named Kandy. His real name was Lord Lionel Bonerlover. But changed his name due to the name being of "high class". He is quite good at playing the guitar. And by good, I mean, he is the worse guitarist in all the system containing the system that contains the Milky Way (together with Nancy, they form the "werweiners club") . If only Jimi Hendrix was still here, he would murder this sonofabitch (Kandy) and set his guitar on fire (Kandy's) while pouring gasoline all over him (Kandy).

That is all I have to say for the time being. Oh, and if you knew the actual names of these illegitimate daughters of hookers, don't bother telling me. Fuck you all. Bai.

Hai

WTF OMG BBQ WTH m i duin heir? fuckiong ftw! lol.

Okay. seriously, this is random as fucking hell.