Sunday, December 7, 2008

David Archumotherfucker who?


Another day, another rant. Fuck this. You people don't even read this. But I'll post it anyways. No, it's not for you, it's for me. For the sake of boredom and hatred, I'll post it.

This guy isn't even talented. He's 18 and won American Idol or some other bullshit I never cared to look up.

This guy, who is a disgrace to real men (he is not a man.). With his gay ( No offense, Mac) sounding music and gay (Again, no offense, Mac) sounding titles. He actually has a song called "Crush". OMG CRUSH?! AS IN I WEEL KRUSHJ YEW?! Fuck no, you assface. It's a sissy song. I had a friend (Which is weird because I don't consider him a friend) who actually listens to this gay shit so the ladies would come to him (I made that last part up, but who knows.). To me, computer class in school is Hell. At first, it was all cool with the studying and crap I slept through. Then, all Hell broke loose when the teacher said "Okay. Lesson's over. You can do whatever you want now. Except go to pornography sites. I don't want you to jerk off and cum in my class. *mumbles* fucking paedophiles." Then, music starts blaring from the monitors (Windows 95. Inaffordable my ass.) . Music from this fucker in the picture. His gay sounding voice and shitty singing from all my classmates. (Fuck you all for not killing me.) WHY DOESN'T ANYONE IN THAT CLASS LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC?!.

Oh wait, I think they are. Their definition of good music are this guy, the JoFags and some other new shitty love songs which remind them of their boyfriends or girlfriends in the next class or some other bullshit. This makes me sick. I can't even leave the class. I have to put up through this shit every fucking week for at least an hour. The so called 'friend' I said earlier is always pushing me or shaking me so I can't listen to Iron Maiden. I wish I knew martial arts. If I do, I would murder him with a roundhouse kick and slam his head right into the monitor screen. This has gone off topic but I don't care. Because it's my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want with it. All I have to say,

"Fuck David Archumotherfucking son of a bitch. I hope my classmates who listen to this shit gets electrocuted and get eaten alive by hungry cannibal pirates on an imaginary island I made up called "Fuckuallville"."- Me (1994-2008) (I'm quite certain I'll die early.)

Move on with your life and close this window. You should fuck off. Like right now. Kbai.

someone's apparently stoned.

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